Mike Posner Update - Yep, He Was Definitely Bit By A Rattlesnake But He Vows To Finish His Walk Across America

I’ll say this- that for sure looks like the foot of a man bit by a god damn rattlesnake.

In case you missed it, Mike Posner decided to walk across America. He was doing pop up shows and releasing new music along the way. Nobody was really paying that much attention to it until he was bit by a rattlesnake and almost freakin’ died.

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Posner is determined to get back on his feet though and finish his walk, which is pretty cool. I can’t imagine the feeling of doing a 3,000 mile walk and then getting bit by a venenmous ass snake and then barely being able to walk at all anymore.

It will be very cool when he finishes his walk. You know he’s going to. And then he’ll probably drop a new record and announce a tour. Almost as if….*don’t say it Nate, don’t say it you conspiracy theory ass bitch, don’t you dare fucking sa…* almost as if the snake was a plant and this was the plan all along. Almost as if the snake bite was the best thing to ever happen to him.