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Here's Something That's Not A Bummer, A New Dr. Seuss Book Will Be Published This Summer

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USATodayDr. Seuss long ago passed from the scene but old manuscripts by the beloved children’s author keep turning up. Random House Children’s Books said Wednesday it will publish a recently discovered manuscript with Dr. Seuss sketches, called What Pet Should I Get, on July 28. The publisher plans at least two more books based on materials found in 2013 by his widow, Audrey Geisel, and his secretary in the author’s home in the ritzy seaside neighborhood of La Jolla in San Diego.

I practically jumped out of my seat because reading this news was so very neat. Dr. Seuss is the shit and if you don’t think so, well then you can just take your ass straight out of America. Dead authors, so hot right now. Dead authors. First we had Harper Lee, who isn’t dead but everyone just assumed she was, come out and say To Kill A Mockingbird 2 is on the way. And now we have Dr. Seuss dropping a new kid’s book on us this summer. Incredible stuff, really. Be real with yourself for a quick second. For the majority of us, Dr. Seuss books are the only books that we’ve ever read from cover to cover. And also, we can thank Dr. Seuss for getting white people into the rap scene because no chance in hell could we ever learn how to have any flow without this man’s genius. So to celebrate this glorious occasion, here are Dr. Seuss’ Top 10 Books Of All-Time.

1. Green Eggs & Ham
2. The Lorax
3. The Cat In The Hat
4. One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
5. How The Grinch Stole Christmas
6. If I Ran A Zoo
7. Fox In Sox
8. Horton Hears A Who!
9. Oh, The Places You’ll Go!
10. The Sneetches