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Vegas Has The Phillies Over/Under Win Total As The Worst In The Majors - 68.5

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via bovada/tbl

Boston Red Sox 86½
Baltimore Orioles 82½
Toronto Blue Jays 82½
New York Yankees 81½
Tampa Bay Rays 78½
Detroit Tigers 84½
Cleveland Indians 83½
Chicago White Sox 81½
Kansas City Royals 79½
Minnesota Twins 70½
Los Angeles Angels 89½
Seattle Mariners 86½
Oakland Athletics 80½
Texas Rangers 77½
Houston Astros 74½
Washington Nationals 92½
Miami Marlins 81½
New York Mets 81½
Atlanta Braves 73½
Philadelphia Phillies 68½
St. Louis Cardinals 88½
Pittsburgh Pirates 83½
Chicago Cubs 82½
Milwaukee Brewers 78½
Cincinnati Reds 77½
Los Angeles Dodgers 92½
San Diego Padres 85½
San Francisco Giants 84½
Arizona Diamondbacks 71½
Colorado Rockies 71½


 
Hey Rubes. Here is Philadelphia’s exact feeling towards you right now:

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Oh how far the mighty have fallen. The worst part, by far, is the people who drove this Roll’s Royce of an organization into a ditch are now responsible of getting the broken down Pinto out of the hole. Why can’t we have nice things in this city? Oh, and HAMMER the under. This squad many not sniff 60 wins. FIRE AND FUCK EVERYTHING.

I hate this team.