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I Need To Become A Goose Runner Before I Die

I was in shock when I saw this suck bag take off like he was running the 40 yard dash in the combine to scare away these geese. (I am very confused about the geese goose thing) I am still laughing how he tried to become the geese and stick his arms out like he had wings trying to fly. I don’t hate that move, just become a goose to nake them feel comfortable to get them out of the way.

This job was made for me. I don’t want to gloat but I am the best at running after geese and getting them off properties. People used to call me the running geese man. I always thought it was dumb but I could have made a sick career out of it. I would do it out of the kindness of my heart. If I saw a bunch of them loitering on a property that clearly had a sign saying no loitering, I would stop my car on a dime and send those suckers packing. It isn’t as easy as you would think. These things are nasty fucks, they hiss and shit at you non stop. You have to zig and zag but its a job that needs to be done. Shout out to this guy even though I think I could have gotten every single one scurrying into that water in 14 seconds.