Breaking News - Madison Ivy In Serious Condition After Getting Into Car Accident

FYI – Breaking in that I just found out.

I don’t know what this says about me that I am legitimately torn up about this* but I’m legitimately torn up about this. We toss around Thoughts and Prayers in a joking manner but I mean it this time, thoughts and prayers to Madison Ivy. Get well soon. Can’t have porn stars like her losing the prime years of their career. Why God? Why must you be so unfair???

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*I know exactly what this says about me.