Baker Mayfield Played One Drive Last Night And It's Clear As Day That The Browns Are Going To Win The Super Bowl

I know the haters and losers of the world are tired of hearing about the Browns because “they haven’t won anything yet”. I get it. If your brain isn’t big enough to wrap your mind around the fact that the Browns talent level is so high that it’s literally impossible for them to lose the division this year, I get it. But luckily I have the foresight of psychic and I can see the forest through the trees. But I will admit, I still had this tiny little inkling of doubt in the back of my mind heading into last night. What if Baker just got lucky when he broke the rookie passing record last year? What if Myles Garrett just got lucky when he had 30.5 sacks in his first two years? What if OBJ, Jarvis Landry, and Kareem Hunt just got lucky their entire careers up until this point? I was nervous that if all of those things were true, the Browns might be frauds. Especially after the opening kickoff and first play:

I panicked. Was I wrong? A penalty on the opening kick and then an INCOMPLETE PASS? I felt as if the sky was falling. But then the Browns remembered who they were:

It was a drive unlike one I’ve ever seen before. Yes, you’re reading those plays correctly. Five straight first down plays, and then a 24 yard touchdown pass. The drive was 7 plays, 89 yards, in 2 minutes and 13 seconds. The Browns are going undefeated. No doubt in my mind.

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After watching that drive, I just honestly cannot comprehend how how any team plans to stop us from scoring this year with only 11 defenders. OBJ, Jarvis Landry, and Kareem weren’t even on the field!! If you thought Browns fans were annoying and cocky before, this did not help your cause. Oh, and to those of you that keep saying we haven’t won anything yet, check again. Your Cleveland Browns are 1-0 in the preseason!!!

Someone has to stop us this year at least once, right????