These Hot Chicks Reading Tinder Lines Are Lying If They Don't Love Their Hunter's Advances

Women LOVE compliments. It doesn’t matter if you throw out there an “You look beautiful” or “I would definitely fuck you sober”, whatever makes them feel good about themselves is encouraged. The more creative the better. But the dude who went right for the kill with “Listen. I’m not here to put boots on caterpillars, do you want to fuck?” deserves some sort of Pulitzer Prize for love. Genius.

“Will you fart in a jar and send it to me :)?” The comment section of humanity must be doing well in all aspects of life.