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50 Year Old Women Must Despise Jennifer Lopez's Existence

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We all have jealousy deep in our hearts somewhere. Some of us show it easier than others. If you’re a woman and you’re 50+ years old you have to HATE Jennifer Lopez. I mean how in the world does she look like that at the beach at 50? She might just be an alien and it’s been right in front of us this entire time. Human beings are supposed to age. That’s how this life thing works. Not to Jlo. She’s just a goddamn goddess sent from the heavens to make everyone else feel like shit as they try to hold a candle to her greatness. Long live the queen.