I gotta be honest, I don’t know shit about the upcoming Home Alone reboot because it sounds like a horrible idea that they shouldn’t even think about doing. I’m gonna sound like an old man yelling at a cloud, but why do we gotta mess with things that are already perfect? The obvious answer is that Home Alone already has a built-in audience so it’ll make money no mater what but that’s a shitty reason to make a movie. Just leave it alone.
However, if they’re gonna remake Home Alone, I need 38 year old Macaulay Culkin HEAVILY involved. He needs to be the lead and the star of the movie. Pick right up with a late-30s Kevin McCallister and go from there. That’s the storyline people want to see. Go with in that direction and that movie makes more than Endgame in half the time. Any other dumbass modern story that Disney comes up with will be horrible and not worth doing. If they try to bring in a new kid, I will send out multiple angry tweets in response. Disney doesn’t want that smoke.