If You Can Dangle A Tiger, You Can Dangle A Defenseman
You can always tell when a guy is out there on the ice and he’s terrified of getting his shit completely rocked. He’ll be slow to go into the corners. If he’s carrying the puck through the neutral zone, he’ll get rid of it the moment he feels any sort of pressure. He’ll routinely miss breakout passes because he’s scared shitless of a defenseman pinching along the boards and sending him into next Thursday. You can have all the skill in the world but if you’re afraid of getting hit out there, you’re not going to last.
So how do you fix that? What’s the easiest solution to quit being such a bitch? Simple. Just practice with an apex predator.
Not sure if you guys know this or not but tigers can fuck up humans. Tigers can pretty much fuck up whatever they want. There’s no animal out there that is taking down a fully-grown and fully healthy tiger. I understand this is just a tiger cub but I’d go ahead and say that this tiger cub can still do more damage to you than any defenseman you come across in the KHL. So if you can dangle the shit out of a tiger, you can walk by any defenseman and stuff that puck in the back of the net. 50 goal season coming right up.
I just wish this tiger had a little more decency and would stay off the logo. Classless little shit.