Finally The Beach Gets Enforcers As Ocean City Boardwalk Employees Trained Falcons To Scare Away Seagulls
Seagulls have been terrorizing beaches for years now. To be fair to the seagulls, humans are 100% to blame. People come to the beach for one week out of the year and they think it’s “whacky” and “fun” to feed the seagulls. They throw them a french fry here. They give them some funnel cake there. They throw some potato chips into air and laugh and laugh and laugh while they all fight over them. Moral of the story here is that if you feed the seagulls at the beach, you are a goddamn asshole through and through. Because after years of being offered some free snacks from humans, the seagulls have started to fend for themselves and just snatch food straight from the hands of humans. These assholes who thought it was so fun and cute to feed these disgusting birds have created an army of winged thieves who have been running amok.
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Which is why Ocean City, NJ finally stepped up and did something about it. They knew that they couldn’t count on just telling people “hey stop feeding the seagulls” because by and large, people are assholes. So they were going to keep feeding the seagulls anyway. Which is why the city knew it was time to bring in some actual enforcers. It was time to bring in some trained falcons and hawks to scare those little bitch seagulls straight.
That’s the thing. The seagulls are pretty much like every little punk you’d see up on the boardwalk. They love to act tough and they can talk a big game. But you bring in some actual bad asses and they just get the hell out of there. These seagulls thought they ran the boardwalk but the moment that falcon showed up, they were out of there. Didn’t even try to put up a fight. So next time you think it would be so fun to feed the seagulls, just picture them being like a bunch of shithead kids on the boardwalk. That should fix everything.