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Remember the Hot Convict? She's Now Suing a Website For Using Her Hotness

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NBC - A 28-year-old mother of four has filed a lawsuit against a background check website, saying the company used her attractive arrest booking photo for commercial and advertising purposes, without compensating her or even getting her permission. Meagan Simmons of Zephyrhills filed the lawsuit in Hillsborough County Court against In her lawsuit, she says all the exposure has disturbed her peace of mind, invaded her privacy and caused her mental anguish. The suit seeks monetary damages and an injunction to prevent further use of her picture. The Tampa Bay Times reports that Simmons’ image popped up on countless websites where she was branded “a hot convict.” The photo was taken during a 2010 DUI charge.

Is it safe to say this is the only 28 year old mother of four convict who can absolutely positively get it? Almost forgot about this broad, but now she’s back and suing the pants off of some site for “disturbing her peace of mind”? Get out of here with that, you hot convict you. I get suing because she’s poor and has a small army of kids running and the god damn food stamps don’t buy diapers, so why won’t she embrace her hotness? Here’s a little marketing 101. A free lesson. She needs to brand herself the hot convict. Porn companies will be calling until her phone blows up mission impossible style. They were calling that ugly broad who popped 100 babies out of her cooter like it was a tshirt cannon, for sure this actual hot convict bitch can make a movie or two. It’s not rocket surgery. Hot convicts don’t come around every other day. This is your calling. Take it. Embrace it. Be it.