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It's Monday But, Hey, At Least You Weren't Almost Decapitated By A Plane While Skydiving

Shit, I would like you to meet pants. You two are going to spend some lovely time together.

Who the fuck is the captain of that air missile, Russell Casse? I can fly. I pilot, too. Whoever that jackass was deserves to get his balls handed to him the second he hits the tarmac. Skydivers are certified batshit adrenaline junkies that need to get their fix in 20 times a day. Almost being sawed in half during free fall then promptly killing a man with his bare hands is the first time this parachuter will have been hard in years. Best part is the Asian chick had no idea how close she came from meeting her maker. Head on a swivel, toots. This isn’t parallel parking. You’re allowed to be aware of your surroundings.

At least the plane didn’t boom into another aircraft mid-flight. Still the scariest skydiving footage out there besides, you know, the actual “normal” act of jumping out of a plane at 10,000 feet and plummeting towards Earth at terminal velocity.

h/t Tim