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Google's Cute Animal Commercial Has NOTHING To Do With The Android But I Might Have To Get One Now Anyways

Almost rushed out the door to get the latest (probably better) phone nobody wants. Wait, I already have an Android? FUCK. That’s what happens when your iPhone 4s shits itself and there’s only one upgrade available that doesn’t cost an arm and a nut. Regardless, this ad is adorable. Segregation in the Animal Kingdom needs to stop. I don’t care if most of these guys should be eating one another in order to survive. The cuteness potential of a turtle riding a pooch goosing a tiger is off the charts. Also, I need a monkey more than I need to breathe. Those things are adorable and won’t judge when you scoop peanut butter with your bare hands. A win-win over women any day of the week.