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VIDEO: Wolf Of Wall Street, But For Getting Laid

I liked Wolf Of Wall Street. Thought it was a great movie. Don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t the kid who went to college, put a Wolf Of Wall Street poster on my dorm room wall, and went to my dean’s office to declare finance as my major. With all that being said, I absolutely LOVED the video above. I may have liked it more than I liked the Wolf Of Wall Street movie. Perfect cast. From the main guy to the last one.

“I mean look at you, you’re a bunch of sleezy douche bags trying to get laid.”

This guy, Stevie Emerson (the account where the video came from), was amazing:

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I feel like we need some sort of academy like this at Barstool. I don’t know who would run it. Maybe Gaz and Mush? Or we could just bring in a well known Casanova. Maybe Andrew “Cobra” Tate: