"And They Was Like SHUMMM SHUUMM SHUUMMM" I Could Listen To Georgians Talk About The Search For Escaped Prisoners All Day

Besides Brandon Walker, I’m probably the most Southern person at Barstool. I grew up in Jacksonville and then went to high school about 15 minutes from Alabama at a high school that had hundreds of cows on the property. Now, some might include Kayce in that Southern list too but she’s from Texas. Texas is not the South. It is Texas. Oh. Caleb too. He’s a Carolina boy. He counts.

Anyway, these types of videos bring me back. I love these folks. Honestly, we should start a podcast that is True Crime Population < 8k. The premise? A true-crime show where you only cover cities that have a population of fewer than 8 thousand people. The characters would be amazing.

Just look at this one little clip. We are introduced to these two fellas.

Are you gonna sit there with your tall glass of coffee and tell me that you dont need to know these guys’ entire life story? I do. Where are they from? What is their dating life like? What’s their favorite flavor of soda? I bet it’s Mountain Lightning which, lest we forget, is the Sam’s Choice version of mountain dew.

Last note, the fact that a local Georgia news agency could mess up the onomatopoeia so badly here is sickening. It’s clearly not pew. It’s shuuummmm. The cars were driving by quickly. Shuuuummmm. I hate when Yankees work for in media in the south.