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A Couple Camping In Kentucky Swears Big Foot Destroyed Their Camp Site

Any time I see a story like this all I can think about is this guy

When really it’s just a likely lunatic couple that’s paranoid about something. I mean they are out here saying Mammoth Caves is ‘Big Foot Country.’ I’ve lived in the area for now 15 years and I can’t say I’ve ever heard this line before. So perhaps they are correct, just saying that I don’t believe it.

How I know this couple is crazy though? This part:

Madelyn Durand, a camper, said “He said I hope you have weapons and then he flashed his gun at us and was like ‘I have this so if anything happens to you then just yell and I’ll come.'”

The couple then decided to head back to their tent but moments later they heard gun shots. They dialed 9-1-1 and hiked 5 miles back to their car in the parking lot to meet up with the Park Rangers.

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Yikes. That’s for sure a couple that has a bunker for the end of the world. No doubt about it. A quick google search tells me that this is the first time Big Foot Country has been tied to this area. That tells me they are likely tripping on some moonshine and saw a bear.

Here’s the other thing. I’m not FUCKING with Big Foot or any of those other monsters. If I think Big Foot is around I’m getting as far away as possible and hoping my phone can take a picture. That’s as close as I’m getting, I’m most likely getting the hell out of dodge.

You never let me down Kentucky. Except for 31 years in a row against Florida in football. Other than that, you never let me down.