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Office Pet Request: This Puppy With A Mustache Is Available For Adoption Today

From 6 ABC:

A puppy that appears to have a mustache is trending online and will soon be available for adoption in New York City.

The adorable pup is named Salvador Dolly after the Spanish painter Salvador Dali who also had a notable mustache.

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Salvador Dolly is currently in foster care with her mom and 10 siblings in Dallas. All of the puppies are 5 weeks old.

They will all be up for adoption through Hearts and Bones Rescue in NYC.

The group rescues the majority of their dogs from the Dallas area before they are transported to New York.

As a woman in her early 30s I now relate deeply with a mustached lady-pup. Also, they’re simply good for group morale. It’s science.

The Applied Psych Dept. at USC says,

Spending too much time too close to a project, problem, or other work can inhibit productivity and cause unnecessary stress. Pets remind people to pause and step back from whatever they are involved in. Short walks, a little playtime, and temporary distractions allow mental breaks so as not to overwork and become stressed.

So basically we’d be an absolute content machine if we got Sal-Doll. I’m stuck on a big-J, hard-hitting blog about b-holes when suddenly there’s a wet nose on my pajama jeans reminding me to take a step back. We head over to Madison Square park where I let her off leash in the ‘lil dog park area & oh my God, haha, she’s totally sniffing a Jack Russel’s butt. I’m inspired. I know how I’m going to finish my blog back at the ranch.

But wait, the owner of the Jack Russel is smiling at me… we’re connecting over our good gals behavior. And oh my God, is that? Is that Viggo fucking Mortensen?! From Eastern Promises? That movie with the bathhouse scene where his dick swings around like a mega-windmill while he’s smashing mobsters in the face? It is. Oh God, he’s walking this way…. I tell him he can sniff my butt any time. We laugh and laugh. He invites Sal-Doll & I back to his penthouse over on Delancey. What follows is one of the most intense and passionate….. oh shit.

Uh, what I’m trying to say is we should get an office pet. And it should be Salvador Dolly with the world’s cutest ‘stache. Our office is big enough for whole games of fetch, there are people here 24/7, we all love dogs, she could help us sell bandanas, we’d have our own mascot, she’d get so much love….

Oh. Right. I’ve just been reminded that we already have an office pet/gambling mascot. Yeah, Larry is a good time. This is fine.

But if you’re in NYC & think she might be the one for you, she’s up for adoption today along with a lot of other great pups. I mustache you to check them out…