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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Woman Arrested For Biting Her Daughter's Tit During A Dispute?

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TSGA Florida woman is facing a felony rap after she allegedly bit her 16-year-old daughter’s breast during a dispute in the family’s Vero Beach home, cops report. According to investigators, Joy Young, 38, was quarreling with her offspring, Diamond LaCrystal Simmons, last month when the dispute turned violent. Simmons told police she was arguing with her mother “about Young trying to collect social security for Diamond’s new born baby.”  Simmons’s two-month-old was asleep on a bed while its mother and grandmother fought,according to an Indian River County Sheriff’s Office report. Simmons claimed that Young scratched her several times in the face, and then “bit her on the right breast in the nipple area, causing the skin to tear and also bleed.” A cop who responded to the family’s home reported that Simmons had visible scratches on her face and “also had a large blood stain on her shirt” from where she said her mother bit her. Young told police that she argued with her daughter because “she (Diamond) is never home and she (Young) always has to watch the baby.” Charged with child abuse, Young was booked into the county jail, where she posed for the above mug shot. Now free on her own recognizance, she is scheduled for an August 20 arraignment in Circuit Court.

Listen does a mother have every to be pissed off when she has to watch her grandkid every single day because her daughter is nowhere to be found? Under ordinary circumstances, yes. But these are not ordinary circumstance. Joy Young named her daughter “Diamond LaCrystal.” And when you name your kid Diamond LaCrystal, you are basically dooming yourself to a lifetime of hoodrat behavior. The moment “Diamond LaCrystal” is put on the birth certificate, you have created a ratchet ass ho. You have guaranteed she’ll pop out a kid at age 16. You have guaranteed you’ll be fighting over the newborn baby’s “social security.” You’ve basically signed on the dotted line for physical altercations where someone gets a nipple bitten off. Name your daughter something normal – maybe, just maybe, you had a shot at a reasonable life. But name her Shadynasty or Diamond LaCrystal and don’t be surprised when she’s bleeding from the nipple and you’ve got a mouth full of areola and there’s a screaming 2 month old baby.