Enes The Menace Is About To Destroy Every Big Man In The NBA
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It’s hard to start off your Celtics career any better than what we’ve seen so far from Enes Kanter. First he came out firing at Nick Wright and we were hooked
then at his introductory press conference he trolled the shit out of Kyrie Irving
and became an instant legend. Everyone knows it doesn’t take much to win us Celtics fans over, and so far the honeymoon period between us and Kanter has been great. Who knows if we’ll still feel that way once we see him try and defend the pick and roll but I remain hopeful. Now I had an idea of what the Celts were getting when they brought Kanter onboard, a physical big who definitely helped filled the rebounding need and could be a reliable offensive option for the second unit. What I didn’t know was Ainge not only landed a much needed big, but also a budding WWE superstar. I don’t think it’s too crazy to say there is not a big in the league that wants to deal with Enes The Menace. Not Embiid, not Myles Turner, not Rudy Gobert, not KAT, not Anthony Davis, not Andre Dummond, not DeAndre Jordan, sure as shit not Brook Lopez, the list goes on and on. The more I think about it the more I want Kanter to rock that face paint during games. Look at this thing, intimidation city
If this is the same league that is cool with guys having emoji tattoos I don’t see why this would be an issue. Maybe this was another trick up Ainge’s sleeve too. When you think of NBA players and wrestling you think of guys like Dennis Rodman, Shaq, and Karl Malone. Last time I checked those were some of the most dominant big men in NBA history. I’m not ready to rule out that the best way to turn Kanter into the player the Celtics need him to be is to make him a WWE caliber wrestler. You can’t tell me with certainty that I’m wrong now can you, the proof is all over NBA history. So I’m all for this outside the box approach here from Kanter, in a wide open East you have to explore any and every avenue for an edge.
Also, you gotta love the LeBron call out at the end of the movie. No chance he wants that Enes The Menace smoke.