Bud Selig Says St. Louis Is The Best Baseball Town In The Country, PUUUUUUUUUUUKE

Typically, the commissioner of MLB saying one city is better than all the rest isn’t the wisest move. It’s like a father telling one of his children he or she is the favorite.

But Bud Selig — baseball’s outgoing commish — proclaimed Sunday night that St. Louis was, in fact, the best baseball city. Selig was either caught up in his impending freedom, drunk off St. Louis ribs or overcome by getting the first ever Schoendienst Medal from the St. Louis chapter of the Baseball Writers Association of America.

Really Bud? Was that really necessary? This is like the guy who quits his job but before he does so he eats everything in the fridge and clogs the toilet with a big shit. Fuck you Bud. You’re an old deaf guy who will be eating apple sauce on his back porch come next year, you don’t have to deal with the fall out from this. Because let me tell you, there will be fall out. Plaques and statues made with this quote on it. A parade to commemorate the time Bud Selig complimented St. Louis. People from Missouri petitioning Congress to make it a law. It’s all going to happen. You shithead Bud, that’s all I really have to say, this was a total Shithead move, plain and simple.