I hate St. Louis (the city not the guy) about as much as anyone who shouldn’t hate something but still does. Like it’s just an absolute fuckin zero across the board to me, start to finish, head to toe, whatever. I feel terrible the Cubs have to do 3 more road games there this week and even worse that the Cubs and Cardinals will be tied for first place when it starts.
Needless to say it’s going to be a stressful 3 games and I’ll probably be pissed off for most of the 27 innings. So let me get out in front of my hate now and say that even though I hate the Cardinals and St. Louis (generally and in totality), Country Grammar still slaps. Still fucks. Still drips. And 500 years from now this track will still slap, fuck and drip. I don’t care the circumstances.
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