Apparently Working At The Philadelphia FD Is Just Like One Big Giant F Shack

Inquirer – More than a dozen members of the Philadelphia Fire Department, including supervisors, have been accused of having sex with a female paramedic while on duty, according to a well-placed source in the Nutter administration. The sex acts were consensual and are alleged to have been committed in Fire Department facilities and vehicles, the source said. The female paramedic who made the allegations has declined to speak to law enforcement, so the issue is being handled as personnel matter by the Fire Department, the source said, calling the it “a terrible embarrassment” to the department.

Firefighters work ridiculous hours, they save peoples’ lives, and they hardly ever get the amount of respect and credit they deserve. They don’t have the luxury of working from home with women all over them 24/7 like some of us do. So they just have to make do with what they’ve got, and what they’ve got is some firetrucks and a super slutty paramedic who isn’t afraid to take down a firepole or 12 on the job. As long as fires are getting put out, I don’t necessarily see where the problem is here. I get that a lot of people don’t like to have sex the night before a big game, but if my house is on fire, I’d much rather have a firefighter come in with a clear head after he just got his rocks off save me than some dude who’s been backed up for weeks and can’t think straight. If you think about it, the female paramedic here is really nothing short of a hero. I mean who knows how many lives she is personally responsible for saving since the guys putting out the fire didn’t get distracted by every single pair of tits they saw while battling the flames. Probably millions, if not dozens.

Also, this is great recruitment material to bring in new firefighters to the rankings. Just a real win-win for everyone in the city, but some how some way I’m sure these firefighters will get suspended or some bullshit. Do the right thing, Nutter, and let the boys be boys.

P.S. – For crosbysbrain.