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What Every Drone Needs Is A Flamethrower To Make It Your Own Personal Dragon

2019 has done it again! First Elon musk came out with his flamethrower, and now they are putting them on drones so you can have your own little dragon. It’s everyone’s dream come true. The possibilities are endless- drone tag, funny late night pranks, mowing the lawn, you name it, a flamethrowing drone can do it.

And can you believe you peasants have been flying your drones around *without* a flamethrower attached to it this entire time? Makes me shiver just thinking about it. I mean it’s fine to fly it around, take pictures, shoot some cool videos. I quite enjoy looking at the sick shots Riggs gets from his drone for ForePlay. But because of the fact he doesn’t have a flamethrower attached to it I’m not sure I can ever watch any of his videos again. You never know when you’re going to need to turn your every day drone into a GoT dragon. I mean look how cool this is:


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This is where we are headed. One second you’re walking along the street, whistling a tune, and then next thing you know a cavalry of drone monsters comes swarming out of the sky, frying people up. That’s our future and I cannot wait.