NSFW - An Attempted Attack On Me Was Captured On Video Last Night

There was an attempted attack on me last night. I have no idea who the attacker was, what his purpose/reasoning was, or what condition he’s in now, but as an attempt to discourage this from happening ever again, I’m sharing the footage in this blog. I will warn you, this is not for the faint of heart.

You run up on me, I hitcha with a side kick so fast you’ll be feelin what the grape lady felt for weeks…and then I’ll munch on some celery right in your face. That’s what happens. They don’t call me Octagon Bob for nothing. Don’t let that shit happen again.