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Marshawn Lynch Finally Does A Press Conference, Only Answers Questions For Skittles And Skittles Only

BEAST MODE LIKES HIM SKITTLES. If anything the advertising $ will cut the losses of Lynch getting fined a gazillion dollars by Fuhrer Goodell and the No Fun League. I’m just surprised Skittles actually got Marshawn to read his lines that well. Literacy is not the man’s strongest quality. “I want to thank Skittles for making gameday more awesomer.” Odds are that script came in the form of a picture book.

Can’t wait to see what kind of game Lynch plays on Media Day. Also, hellooooo red: