“Your girlfriend gets mad at you when you drink too much, mine gets mad when she can’t see the moon.” Chicks, man. You may think that’s outlandish behavior but I once dated someone who flipped shit because all the clothes in the closet weren’t facing the same direction. Well, that and the fact her college educated boyfriend was sitting at home losing money playing all day not contributing anything to society. But I’m pretty sure it was all the hangers.
Let’s have a weekend.