I Nominate This For Nastiest Pitch In The History Of Baseball

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Finish:

FUCK. THAT.

I think that’s a screwball? I don’t know, a screwball is one of those pitches where I’ve said the word way more than I’ve actually seen the pitch so I can’t even really identify it. Whatever it is, its sorcery. It looks like something out of your dreams when you heard the Sox got Dice-K. There’s nothing you can do with that pitch other than hopelessly wave at it, get into the dugout, jailbreak the bullpen phone, and call the police.