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<p><object width="500" height="360"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="src" value="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhsFBfeQ4rcP8nWXkf"><param name="wmode" value="opaque"><embed wmode="opaque" width="500" height="360" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhsFBfeQ4rcP8nWXkf"></object></p><p>How about this raccoon just straight up Kobayashi’ing these pussies? Sorry to interrupt your little cat snack time but I’m a raccoon with rabies and I’m pretty fucking hungry. Don’t mind if I just rub my paws all up in your water and snatch some of your kibble.</p><p>Oh and whats that? I’ve overstayed my welcome? You’ve called your human over? Well don’t mind me while I swipe another pawful of dinner and high tail it out of here. Raccoon just sneaking around like a ninja in the night. Like the street toughs that raccoons are. Like the goddam Aladdin of the animal world.</p>

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