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The State Of Philadelphia Sports Summed Up In One Tweet

A picture says a thousand words and here are four of them to adequately describe how much things suck out loud in this town. A quad box directly to the dick. Annndddd by the looks of it we won’t have any playoff action until at least 2016. Wow. That’s legitimately depressing.

Is there another Smarty Jones out there we can hitch our false hopes to? Go Nova. You’re the only local hope.