The Yankees Need To Call Up Rookie The Bat Dog Immediately

Rookie is the bat dog for the Yankees AA affiliate, the Trenton Thunder. He’s adorable as can be. He makes everything better. Derby was his father, but sadly passed away two winters ago. Rookie stepped in and hasn’t looked back. The Yankees need to promote him to the big leagues immediately. I refuse to lose him to the Rule 5 Draft.

Everyone needs a Rookie in their lives. We need Rookie in our lives. Call the pup up and let’s win a World Series together.