Someone Needs To Teach Jadakiss About Breadsticks

Jadakiss is a legend and shall be respected as such. That being said,, ,,, what the frickin’ heck is this, pal? Just a wheel of thin bread and some light sauce residue for the boys? There’s only one way to make that concoction and it’s to make an entire pizza and then discard all of the pizza part. Which feels like it should require some allotment of jail time for whoever commits such a heinous act with the blade. I get him and everyone else in Yonkers is about that green juice life these days and can’t be messing with all that dairy in their system. We’re not here to shame healthy choices for any of the members of D-Block. Not today, not ever. What we’re here to do is to educate and spread the good word of bread sticks.

If I’m Olive Garden right now I’m getting Kiss in the nearest establishment and sending him home in a Chevy Avalanche overflowing with breadsticks. Like however many breadsticks you can think of, double that amount. That’s how many breadsticks Jadakiss deserves so he can move on to the next chapter of his life. The breadstick era.