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I Can Watch This Pug Using The Stairs As A Backscratcher All Life Long

And there you have it. Another day, another Pug just validating its worthwhile existence. The toys with heartbeats may only survive 10 seconds in the wild but are still worth it in the name of cuteness. How these little shits evolved from Wolves is a true blue miracle.

Pugs are also the only species that can remain adorable while literally pissing on your daisies. Pee away, Pugs. Pee away.