Congress Wants To Weaponize TICKS! HAVE WE NO SHAME?! Side Note: It Might Be Because Congress Is Horny

Look, stay with me for a second, folks. This is gonna be a short blog but one that is very important.

I believe that Congress wants to weaponize ticks for one reason and one reason alone. I believe that Congress wants to let loose literally millions of ticks into the civilian population in major cities like Washington, D.C

“Chaps! Chaps! Before you continue,,,, Washington, D.C is a district, not a city!”

God damn it! Not now! this is important!

As I was saying after congress lets loose these ticks, congressmen and congresswomen will be roaming around the city volunteering to “check folks for ticks.” Now, where I come from (florida) people know that “checking you for ticks” is slang for “let me see all the way inside your asshole, pussy, dick head, and behind the flaps of your ballsack, or under your tiddies.”

If that ain’t horny, I just don’t know what is.

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You dont wanna take my word for it? Well, here’s longtime stoolie Brad Paisley. He knows.