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Sounds like Mass College of Liberal Arts is chock full of winners.


Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.

Today’s Contestant


Reader Email

Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts is small, unknown, and commonly disregarded school swarming with below average hipsters, magic-card playing zit monkeys, and blabbering heifers. Strutting through the lost land of unloved high school graduates, one man catches your eyes: Our friend Mitch. While he’s a good guy and a volunteer fire-fighter, he sometimes takes his role a bit too seriously: He commonly dons a fluorescent yellow safety coat, military boots blacker and shinier than Michael Clarke Duncan’s head, and when he’s feeling real spiffy a backwards camo ford hat. Please help our friend Mitch become a solid 3 in the land of 1’s and 2’s that is our school.

Please help our buddy Mitch
From loyal stoolies,
Brian and Ryan


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