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Sex Pot Joe Jonas And His Sexbomb Girlfriend Have A FREAKY Sex Tape Coming Out

 

(BlindGossip)The tape was filmed earlier this month at a hotel in Buenos Aries, Argentina, by a friend of the couple who was asked to shoot the video and take photos. At the beginning of the video, Joe and Blanda are sitting on the bed together. They are both drinking and smoking pot, and Blanda explains to Joe what she is going to do to him in detail. They proceed to engage in multiple sex acts utilizing a variety of sex toys, including a large dildo, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle. Joe participates willingly, but seems less sure of how to use the sex toys, as well as how they will be used on him. He does not enjoy being paddled. At one point he has had enough and cries “Owww! Don’t do that anymore!” Blanda is the more dominant one in the video. At one point she inserts the dildo inside of herself, orders Joe to “lick my p**** juice off of it,” and he complies. The couple is very vocal and there is a lot of overly dramatic screaming and moaning. The sex is explicit, and there are multiple close-up shots of Joe’s face, penis and testicles, as well as Blanda’s face, breasts, and vagina. In between sex acts, they consume shots of alcohol. The video looks as if it was shot over the course of several hours, and some scenes were shot multiple times, so we do not know which takes will appear on the final cut.

Listen everybody knows I’m a Joe Jonas admirer.  I mean the dude is a manchild.  It’s as if he descended from the greek gods themselves.    I’m secure enough in my manhood to admit that.  That’s why I think this has the potential to be the best sex tape ever made.  Two flat tens just smashing genitals and getting weird. Like I generally don’t believe in threesome with dudes.  It’s not my bag.    But I’ll tell you this much.  I’d get in the mix here so fast it would make your head spin.  Sucking dildos, getting paddled, getting dominated, you name and I’ll do it. Just tossing salads all over the joint.   Getting freaky with beautiful people.  That’s what living is all about.  If that makes me a gayball then so be it

PS – shooting a sex tape over hours and multiple cuts is cheating. This isn’t Avatar bro. One take. Bring your A game. Let’s see what you got.