Grandma Mistakes Her Grandson's Sex Toys For Socks
A man has revealed that his grandmother mistook his sex toys for a pair of socks, and ended up putting them on her feet, where they eventually got stuck.
Twitter user @analKABAO, from Japan, took to the social media platform on Friday, July 5, to share several photos and videos of his grandmother, who had placed two of his flesh-lights on her feet.
The 21-year-old revealed in his now viral tweets that the innocent elderly woman had thought that they toys were thermal socks, so she decided them on her feet to warm up.
I mean I’m just gonna come out and say it: those cum-filled fake boxes look really, really fucking warm.
You ever have your furnace go out in the middle of the night during the biting cold of winter? It’s fucking miserable. Shivers on shivers and not a single blanket suffices. Just the worst. So I think this granny here is onto something. Sure some of her future great grandkids are probably all globbed up between her toes and stuff, but that’s an occupational hazard in the sex toy sock game. Sometimes you just gotta roll with the punches.
But my questions is this: wtf is wrong with the kid who found his grandma wearing them? I’d be mortified. She’s probably old and senile and only has a few brain cells at this point, so it’s a mild step up from your actual parents finding your sex toys, but still… he’s laughing and yucking it up and going viral on the internet and shit. If that were me I’d be mortified. Not pulling the socks off ol’ granny here like they’re Stretch Armstrong
This dude’s so fucked up I bet he still uses them for their intended purpose, too. His sociopathic laugh proves that. Like yeah there’s a ton of his own jizz remnants in them but that pales in comparison to granny feet. Granny feet are disgusting