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Brian Williams Seemed A Little Too Cool With Watching His Daughter's Salad Get Tossed


 
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NYM – Her father, Brian Williams, who was by her side at the season premiere party, said he’s not fazed by the raunchiness. “She’s always been an actress,” the 55-year-old “Nightly News” host told New York mag. “For us, watching her is the family occupation and everybody has to remember it’s acting, no animals were harmed during the filming, and ideally nobody gets hurt.” Allison’s co-star Jemima Kirke confessed that the idea of watching a sex scene with her own father made her squirm. “I sat behind Allison and her dad in the first season [premiere] and I was going to puke; I was so nervous. I don’t even know him, but can you imagine [with this]?! Watching a kissing scene with my dad next to me is awful, let alone with you getting — whatever that’s called — motorboated in your ass!”

Nope. Couldn’t do it. I’m not even a father and I’m sure I wouldn’t be cool with the idea of my daughter even knowing about sex. Fake or not, to sit there and watch my daughter’s asshole be motorboated out to sea has to be one of the worst experiences in any man’s life. It’s OK to admit that, Brian. Let it all out.

Hold the phones…HE WAS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO HER WHILE WATCHING IT?!?!?!?! There’s NOTHING more awkward than watching something with your parents and all of a sudden a nude or sex seen pops onto the screen. Screw Brian Williams being cool with everything. I don’t understand how Alison can willingly sit next to her father when she knows he’s about to see her ass be treated like it the main course in a pie-eating contest. That’s pure psychotic behavior on her part. The only thing worse would be to have your parents acknowledge the sex scene and try to lighten the mood. I remember for some reason watching Forrest Gump with my friend and his parents as a teenager. The part were Jenny takes her top off while Forrest blows his load was imminent. My so called friend decided to save himself and made a run for the bathroom. It was the definition of a no man left behind situation and he essentially shot me in the leg to wait for death. I had no choice but to sit there and essentially not breathe while watching Tom Hanks have an orgasm. I thought we got through the scene with minimal shots fired until the Dad drops a “Well that’s longer than I’ve ever lasted.” Still have yet to recover.