Top Ten Queens RIGHT NOW

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First of all, I want to give a huge congratulations to the US Women’s National Soccer team on their World Cup victory. Christen Press took over the Barstool Instagram for the parade today, so make sure to check that out. It looks like an absolute blast. Having said that, I’ve noticed a trend on twitter, which is that everyone is calling these ladies “Queens.” Especially Megan Rapinoe…


and rightfully so. But it got me thinking…who are the top ten queens right now? I came up with a soon to be universally agreed upon list for you guys to check out. Here it is:

10. Beyonce 


Why I Stan: Career, husband, music, ass, Beyhive.

9. Ellie Schnitt (Twitter queen)

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Why I Stan: Twitter followers.

8. Alexadria Ocasio-Cortez

Why I Stan: Not embarrassed to voice incorrect opinions.

7. Sophie Turner

Why I Stan: Loves tea.

6. Lil Nas X (trap queen)

Why I Stan: Gay, abs, music, rich.

5. Alex Morgan 


Why I Stan: Champion.

4. Megan Rapinoe 

Why I Stan: World cup title, great half-shave, into chicks.

3. Queen 

Why I Stan: Gets dudes.

2. Liz Gonzales (Yankees queen)

Why I Stan: Passionate about a sports team.

1. The Queen

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Why I Stan: Longevity, HBIC.

I think that pretty much sums it up. There are a lot of queens out there, but these are the undisputed top ten. Leave a comment and let me know what you think!