Sofia Vergara Three Peats, Without The Aid Of Her Younger Pictures

Over a thousand votes in, and the wily old Ass Veteran takes down her third consecutive. I eliminated all her young ass shots to keep the competition even. In her previous challenges her ass shots from her 20s were grandfathered into the vote. Almost like when Spitballs were banned but any spitballers already in the league could continue. Well, we cleaned up the competition. No performance enhancing asses. And she still won.

Now cue the motherfucking young ass because at the end of the day this whole contest is still all about looking at butts!