Does This Look Like The Face Of An Escort Arrested For Trying To Bite Her John's Dick Off?

Orlando – An escort accused of attacking a man and nearly biting his penis off during a sexual encounter at an Orange County hotel was arrested on an attempted murder charge Tuesday morning. Deputies were called to the Crestwood Suites on University Boulevard after multiple 911 callers “reported screaming and growling sounds from a room on the second floor” of the hotel. They arrived to find the victim “covered in a significant amount of blood, with numerous bite wounds,” the report states. He was rushed to the Orlando Regional Medical Center trauma center. The man had “significant” bites to his penis and testicles, the report states, as well as damage to his leg, abdomen, chest and fingers. His alleged attacker, Priscilla Vaughn, “was nude, and had blood around her mouth, which had spread to her face and head,” the report states, adding Vaughn “growled and snarled” at deputies.

Look we could talk all day about how awful a toothy blowjob is. Getting head isn’t supposed to feel like your dick is getting eaten corn on the cob style. But the fact of the matter is it’s up to you to be aware of your situation. This whore shows up at your doorstep and you need to know that best case scenario is she tries to eat your cock like it’s fresh off the grill at a 4th of July BBQ. No other way this plays out. You don’t fight someone who looks like a natural born killer and you definitely don’t get your dick sucked by someone who looks like a natural born killer. Follow those two rules in life and you’ll be just fine.