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Update: Dog Who Was Stolen By Masturbating Horse Jockey Finally Returned To Owner

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NBCPhiladelphiaA dog that police say was stolen by a burglar accused of masturbating on a woman’s deck before breaking into her apartment reunited with his owner Sunday. Ollie, a 4-year-old, penny-colored long-haired dachshund, was found off of Bensalem Boulevard in Bensalem and was reunited with his owners Sunday. Evan Greathouse told NBC10 he and his fiancee Nicole Donlen found Ollie on Roberts Circle. The dog had been spotted by a motion detected camera that was set up Saturday night…According to Greathouse, Ollie suffered a wound on his leg and some rashes but was otherwise in “very good spirits.” The owners took him to a vet to get him checked out.The reunion comes several weeks after Ollie went missing after he was allegedly grabbed by Angel Suarez Medero during a break-in.

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ORIGINAL BLOG HERE: Bucks County Horse Jockey Masturbates, Breaks Into Apartment, Steals Dog, Breaks Into 2nd Apartment, Gets Shot

This is the exact type of feel-good story I needed to read on a dreary Monday morning. Like I said in the blog a couple weeks ago, horse jockeys are right up there with people who don’t think that Hawaiian pizza is super delicious as some of the least trustworthy humans on the planet. So when one of these scoundrels breaks into your apartment, starts to tug his plug around and steals your dog, you’re obviously going to be very shaken up about it. I don’t know what I would ever do if my dog went missing for a few hours let alone a few weeks. But Ollie, as most dogs are, is a survivor. Sure, he got some bumps and bruises along the way but he’ll only be stronger now because of them. So big ups to Ollie for taking on the tough streets of Bensalem on his own. Now all we can hope for is that the judicial system doesn’t fail us and lays a smackdown on Angel Suarez Medero. There’s just no reason why one should ever let masturbating dognappers back out on the streets.