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If You're A Homeless Person And Somebody Let's You Stay In Their Home, You Shouldn't Try To Bang Their Dog

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KDKAA homeless woman is facing charges after allegedly engaging in sexual activity with a dog following an act of kindness by a good Samaritan…The homeless woman, referred to as Jane Doe in the complaint, began a conversation with a woman inside a nearby Rite Aid store. She explained that she was homeless, four months pregnant and had nowhere warm to sleep. The patron extended an invitation to Jane Doe to come back to her house for a warm meal. When they arrived at the home, Jane Doe took a shower and was given a clean set of clothes by the homeowner. Around 3 a.m. the homeowner came downstairs looking for her pit bull and observed Jane Doe engaging in sexual activity with the dog.

I mean I guess this is more of a “what did you expect to happen” type of scenario for the lady who decided it would be a good idea to adopt a homeless person but still. You’d figure even after spending some time homeless in the streets, someone would still have the common courtesy to come into your house and not try to fuck your dog. Call me old fashioned but I believe in a little thing called manners.

Also, if this homeless bitch was four months pregnant and still down to “engage in sexual activity” with a dog, can we not rule out the possiblity that she may have been impregnated by a dog in the first place? Yeah, I get that it’s super gross to think about but I’m actually really curious about this child now. Like in 5 months from now are we about to see a half-dog-half-human? And if we do, will the general public be accepting of this freak or will it be outcasted and shunned? Just something to think about during your last remaining hours of the workday. Long story short though, I think both sides of this story learned something. Don’t bring a homeless person into your home if you expect everything to be all rainbows and butterflies. And don’t have sex with dogs if a person is nice enough to give you a roof over your head and a warm meal.