We're Only 2 Weeks Into 2015 And We Already Have A Mugshot Of The Year Candidate
NIAGARA FALLS, N.Y. (WIVB) – A Niagara Falls man was arrested for drunk driving over the weekend, on Mayflower Road in the Town of Niagara. New York State Police said 26-year-old Brian M. McGuire was stopped for failure to keep right on Sunday. McGuire’s breath smelled like alcohol, according to police. McGuire failed a field sobriety test and refused a breath screening test. He was arrested for DWI and was issued citations returnable to Town of Niagara Court.
I’ll tell you what, Brian McGuire is a guy I would share a foxhole with any day of the week. Why? Because he’ll never quit. You may arrest him, you may handcuff him, you may have him beat in more ways than one, but you can never take away that long gross tongue of his and it’s ability to protest his displeasure with the system. Fuck the Police, and if you can’t, just stick your tongue out as far as possible like a 4 year old child who just got denied ice cream. Bad Boy Life indeed.
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I don’t know how things work in Buffalo but I’m assuming Brian is one of the better looking dudes, and if that’s the case I don’t see how this doesn’t get him laid for the next year or two. Pussy eating monster right there. Like popping the hood on a high performance sports car. See that motor ladies, that right there’s a hemi (only car word I know).