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Chuck Norris Looks Like He's Lost A Step Or Ten

 

(TMZ) — The indestructible Chuck Norris has finally met his match … Father Time. 73-year-old Norris — sporting a cleanly shaven face — was spotted out in Hawaii Thursday with his sleeveless t-shirt, sunglasses, and grandpa belly … actually looking his age for once in his life.

I always hated the Chuck Norris jokes. Every unfunny kid you knew would run around telling them like he was Richard Pryor. Hey dude did you hear Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer… to bad he never cries! BYAHAHA!!! Pissed me off so much. Well jokes on everyone else now. He’s old and fat and shaven and has grossly hairy biceps. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, twice, because that’s how fucking old he looks.

 

PS –  people who film shit are so ridiculous. I don’t even want to look at your pictures, let alone sit down and watch a 20 minute documentary about Joey’s first steps. The nicest thing I can say about my parents is they never cared about me enough to film a thing.