Mall Swamp Thing Attempts To Claim $100 Bill After It's Pretended To Be Picked Up Off The Ground

“I promise to God, Ma’am. I promise to God.”

Man oh man do I hate people sometimes. Everything about that woman reeks of ratchet. The definitive lies are somehow less disturbing than the tight stone-washed jeans. You know what’s not a joke? Obesity. She’s better suited taking laps around the mall or taking a couple laps in the fountain. The loose change found and the bath would both serve her well.

Game, set, match – This guy (click to enlarge):

via reddit