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Parents Breaking The Birds And The Bees To Their Kids Is As Awkward As It Gets

Hold the phones, parents. These kids are wayyyyyyy too young to learn about vaginas and ejaculations. Hell, I called my dick a “Birdie” and thought babies were shat out well into middle school and I turned out just fine (not really but I wouldn’t blame that). I still kind of think the balls are just for show. The last thing I would have appreciated is having the N64 or Power Rangers marathon turned off so my parents could tell me about their “Special Dance”. Fuck. That.