Hold the phones, parents. These kids are wayyyyyyy too young to learn about vaginas and ejaculations. Hell, I called my dick a “Birdie” and thought babies were shat out well into middle school and I turned out just fine (not really but I wouldn’t blame that). I still kind of think the balls are just for show. The last thing I would have appreciated is having the N64 or Power Rangers marathon turned off so my parents could tell me about their “Special Dance”. Fuck. That.