An influencer who has racked up almost 4 million followers by sharing racy cosplay pictures online is selling her bathwater for £24 a pot.
British Belle Delphine, 20, who describes herself as a ‘gamer girl’, took to her Instagram account on Tuesday to reveal her ‘Gamer Girl Bath Water’.
The pot of water, comes with the warning: ‘Bottled while I’m playing in the bath. This really is bath water.. disclaimer: This water is not for drinking and should only be used for sentimental purposes.’
I’m not going to sit here and act like being a female is the easiest thing in the entire world. They give birth. They have periods. And uhh….I’m sure there’s other hard things they have to deal with, too. But at least from where I’m standing, the grass does appear to be pretty damn green on their side of the fence. For instance, 99.9% of girls can walk up to me at a bar, flirt for thirty seconds, and convince me to buy them a drink. Does that make up for the wage gap? You tell me, And speaking of finances, apparently another thing that girls can do is sell their bath water, which is exactly what Belle Delphine did.
i am now selling my BATH WATER for all you THIRSTY gamer boys. Check out my new shop where im selling stuff for you!! www.belledelphinestore.com
So this chick is a cosplay influencer with over 4 million followers on social media. And I’ll admit, going through her Instagram to do my research for this column was not the worst thing I’ve ever had to do. She’s hot. And she’s uhhhh…really good at what she does. But I will also say that she is praying on the weirdos of the world. She dresses up like all their favorite cartoon characters, she licks a lot of lollipops, and she even has braces in some of her photos to really give some creeps their school girl fantasy. And then once she has them oogling all over her, she starts to sell her BATH WATER for damn near $30 a pop. No way people actually buy this, right?
And just two days later the site showed the pots of bath water had sold out, with the website page reading ‘out of stock’.
God damn it. Boys we need to be stronger than this. What are you going to do with her bath water? Drink it? Or are you just going to put it on the shelf and brag to all of your friends that you have a jar of Belle Delphine’s bath water? Regardless, the fact that this sold out in two days means two things. One: there’s not a better job in this world than being an attractive girl. And two: Belle Delphine needs to go take another bath.