Alex Morgan On July 2: Turn 30, Score A Goal, Spit Right In England's Face With This A+++++ Celly

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Yep. Confirmed. Still in love with Alex Morgan. Correction: in love even more with Alex Morgan. Listen, you can score a goal in the World Cup. You can celebrate with dances and handshakes. If you’re Alex Morgan, you sip that English tea and spit right in their face after being called arrogant all week.

Oh, not to mention it’s her birthday too:

I can’t imagine how much the Brits are freaking out across the sea after this. I can’t imagine the headlines. Need it to happen.

Hit the dance, Alex