There's No Shot In Hell Bill Gates Actually Drank This Magically Clean Poop Water
Hey, I’m all for solving the world’s clean water crisis, but who is Billy G kidding here? He did not drink water that was just pure shit 5 minutes ago. Nope. The richest man on Earth doesn’t risk drinking poop water whether he’s trying to prove a point or not. Starving Africans or people with the plague in India don’t drink the same water as a billionaire. Just out of the shot someone was attaching one of those water cooler jugs that are a royal pain in the dick to install to the top of that tap. And he didn’t even take a sip of it just to be sure. Bill Gates didn’t become one of the most powerful men on Earth by willingly giving himself worms.
Be a man’s man, Gates, and squeeze the clean water out of the sewage yourself for a nice, cool glass of poop juice. If Bear Grills didn’t die of dysentery like some poor sap on the Oregon Trail then neither will you.